Q: Why do you want to join the assurance team?
A: You want answers?
Q: I want the truth!
A: Well you can't handle the truth!!
Cue the obligatory Jack Nicholson-ish semi-psychotic stare. Luckily for me, the interviewer was a big Tom Cruise fan himself. He smiled and we both walked out together, hand in hand, him assuring me that the firm could use A Few Good Men like myself. We then walked off into the sunset, with "Stars and Stripes Forever" playing in the background.
It was then that I woke up, grateful that it WAS a dream...
and promptly smacked myself silly. What the hell am I saying? I'd even put on one of those stupid Popeye suits if that'd get me a job...
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